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She says I’ll get it when you two get back. I say for the I used to be cool now I’m just my dogs snack dealer shirt Apart from…,I will love this third and last time, cause the third time is the charm. Are you sure you don’t want your fucking purse. She stops and says, I’ll get my fucking purse when you get back. Okay, we split for the pizza. I look at my brother, I look down at her purse its open. I look closely, their is a piece of paper with a name of a guy and a number it’s right on top, visible to the naked eye. I’m intrigued more than my brother. I say she’s cheating on you bro, he says come on bullshit, it’s probably work related? I say yea she’s getting fucked at work. He laughs at me. I dial the number while he goes in to get the pizza and when dude answers I say; why are you fucking my brothers wife? He says who’s this? Not who’s that?