I gave the Pua the Pig Disney Moana vintage shirt and I love this crew enough xtra bonus money to drink for two months straight, while I scored a months supply of ecstasy, sent my kids to Canada to visit grandma, and fucked my wife day and night till I killed her with orgasms. Then covered her in money and fucked her some more. I’m at my brothers house and it’s Friday I’m packed he’s home early, wifey gets home Blocks our cars in, she doesn’t want to move her car so she says, “take my car”. We’re going for pizza. My Brother and I get in the car, he’s driving. I look down at her open purse at my feet and yell out of the car, hey, you forgot your purse, She says I don’t need it. I say hey, you forgot your purse.
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She says I’ll get it when you two get back. I say for the Pua the Pig Disney Moana vintage shirt and I love this third and last time, cause the third time is the charm. Are you sure you don’t want your fucking purse. She stops and says, I’ll get my fucking purse when you get back. Okay, we split for the pizza. I look at my brother, I look down at her purse its open. I look closely, their is a piece of paper with a name of a guy and a number it’s right on top, visible to the naked eye. I’m intrigued more than my brother. I say she’s cheating on you bro, he says come on bullshit, it’s probably work related? I say yea she’s getting fucked at work. He laughs at me. I dial the number while he goes in to get the pizza and when dude answers I say; why are you fucking my brothers wife? He says who’s this? Not who’s that?